This is Getting Nowhere

Author: TheMMK

Date: March 2, 2001

by TheMMK
3-02-01
Dyth had yet to really connect with anyone at his new job, *and* now people were getting his name wrong. At this point, he thought that making a friend would cheer him up a bit.
Excuse me? Hi. My name's Dyth. How are you today?
hA b1tch yu can eeT ma md SKeLs boYeE.
all yor BaS r belUg 2 us !!! it be new bom me like. mad diggity nuke shit slut whorez.
So! Wouldn't this be the point where you catch fire for no reason?
when u gon hammer nails in yor head? we g0ts a p00l g0Ing.