Fattening the Roster

Author: TheMMK

Date: March 2, 2001

by TheMMK
3-02-01
Dyth, it turns out, only got his job because the studio's C.E.O. was on something of a hiring spree.
You're hiring people away from Mario Paint, boss? Are you sure that's a good idea?
Boy, I am *fingerpainting*. Go *away*.
This came as something of a surprise to Dyth.
Hi, I'm here for my new job.
What, here? You don't hammer nails into your forehead, do you?
Actually, no. I hammer nails *with* my forehead.
I... never would have guessed.