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by TheMooseKing
1-29-01
I am a talking donkey, and you are not. Worship me as your god, and I will bring you much beer....
Whoa... a talking donkey god thing... with beer... what is thy bidding, O purple ass-deity?
Must... resist...
Eh... not bad, but he's no Satan... hey, wait, did you say "ass-deity"?
Them asses is good eatin's... eh, I mean donkey-muley asses, that is... y'know?

 

by TheMooseKing
1-29-01
I like big butts, and I cannot lie.

 

by TheMooseKing
1-29-01
I like big butts, and I cannot lie.
Hm. Interesting.
Do you mean to suggest that there is some connection between your allegedly perfect honesty and your liking for big butts? And if so, which causes the other?
I do not know, but you other brothers can't deny that when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and that round thing in your face......
Truthfully, I do not know. Robots, as you are aware, are seldom equipped with robotic butts.

 

by TheMooseKing
5-13-01
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord,
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored,
He has loosed the fearful lightning of His terrible swift sword,
His truth is marching on!
Glory, glory, Hallelujah, glory, glory, Hallelujah,
Glory, glory, Hallelujah, His truth is marching on!

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