Donkey's Cult

Author: TheMooseKing

Date: January 29, 2001

by TheMooseKing
1-29-01
I am a talking donkey, and you are not. Worship me as your god, and I will bring you much beer....
Whoa... a talking donkey god thing... with beer... what is thy bidding, O purple ass-deity?
Must... resist...
Eh... not bad, but he's no Satan... hey, wait, did you say "ass-deity"?
Them asses is good eatin's... eh, I mean donkey-muley asses, that is... y'know?