I am going to Hell.

Author: TheMuffinMan

Date: May 1, 2003

by TheMuffinMan
5-01-03
...Don't worry, Christ will return to Earth soon, until then why not put some money in the collection plate to purge your sin-riddled soul?
OK, if you say so.
Don't be shy, throw in a $20...It's just until Christ returns...then it's salvation and all that jazz...
I guess the car payment will have to wait again.
Can I go now?
Shut the fuck up.