Jesus and Pals

Author: TheNewSoup

Date: November 17, 2003

by TheNewSoup
11-17-03
welcome back to jesus and pals! first caller, you're on the air!
hi there jesus! well anyways, i was calling you about a strange medical condition i seem to have developed. i have a strange orange ring around my penis. can you help me?
hmmm... well, it might help to first understand what you do for a living.
oh, im unemployed. i just sit at home, watch porn and eat cheetos all day.
oh.... sick dude.
hey, just because YOU don't have pron doesn't mean everyone else has to suffer...