My "It's Late and I'm Sleepy" Story (1)

Author: TheNewSoup

Date: March 5, 2004

by TheNewSoup
3-05-04
dude, i'm in trouble. i went out to a singles bar last month and met this chick. we hit it off, and one thing led to another. then BAM, outta the blue she calls and tells me she's pregnant.
what's the big deal? skip town and never call her again.
i can't, dude. i have a house, wife and 4 kids.
oh yeah. man, you're fucked.