I Guess That I'm Stressed But I Trust You Can Cuss

Author: TheNewSoup

Date: August 1, 2004

by TheNewSoup
8-01-04
the lights are ready, the props are set up, the band is prepared, but WHERE IS OUR STAR?!
i'm right here, mr. director!
oh, you must be our replacement star we got at the last minute! thanks so much for coming! do you think you have what it takes to be an action star by today's high standards?
fuck yes. shut the fuck up, you whore.
WE'RE READY TO ROLL!