I wish the news was like this.

Author: TheNewSoup

Date: December 12, 2004

by TheNewSoup
12-12-04
...and THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is why every ktten should own a scratching post!
*giggle*
in other news, a convention hall in boston was attacked and blown sky high by a terrorist today. the casualties have not been totaled yet, but officials estimate a total of 75 deaths from the-
hey, fuck this. let's tlak more about cats! MAN, do they love laser pointers! and tinfoil too!
*giggle*