The horrid breakup

Author: TheNewSoup

Date: December 30, 2004

by TheNewSoup
12-30-04
i love you, my dear.
al, this isn't working. we're breaking up.
why? WHY?!
there's another guy in my life now, al.
oh, *I* see how it is. what is it, is he richer than me? better looking? what is it, you shallow WHORE?!
could be that he's actually a PENGUIN, dipshit.