All comics by TheTheory

 

by TheTheory
9-01-03
One day it was like OMG WTF...
Dude, I have the fucking best idea. Ever.
Yeah, whatever...
No, seriously, check this out.
Maybe it's just me, but doesn't that seem a little, y'know, really fucking stupid?
Dude, you're just jealous you didn't think of this first. It's so fucking obvious. Why can't you ever just be happy for me?
Eh, you're probably right. And that does look like a hella lot of fun.

 

by TheTheory
9-01-03
Then this other time it was like LOL Cheese Nips...
Dude, check me out, I'm Oscar the Fucking Grouch.
What did I ever do to deserve this? Is it because I hate puppies?
Hey, wait the fuck up. I can't move so fast in this thing.
I mean, I really don't hate puppies that much. It's just sometimes I can't contain my urges. Particularly the ones that involve stabbing.
"Can you tell me how to get to fucking Sesame Street?"
See, this is what I'm talking about.

 

by TheTheory
9-01-03
You remember that one time it was like GTFO BBQ...
Guess what?
Not now. Busy. Reading. You know, like, words?
No seriously, guess what?
All right, what?
STEIN WURF!!!
Damn you. Damn you to hell.

 

by TheTheory
9-01-03
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and NIGGERS!...
So... you played that new Soul Calibur 2 shit? Yeah it's pretty fucking awesome.
Why are you even talking to me? You know I'd like nothing more than to see you die.
Dude, I'm just asking if you played this fucking wicked-ass game. Don't go all Rick James on me.
Yeah I played it for X-Box, alright? Happy now?
Pfft... you have an X-Box. Fag.
Oh for the love of God.

 

by TheTheory
9-01-03
Sunday! Sunday! Someday!...
"Michael, I can't maintain our current speed and display porn at the same time"
Holy fuck, man. Knight Rider is fucking awesome.
Read the right side first, negro.
Hey, I do plenty of work around around here. And this trash can fucking rocks.
Dude, all you ever do lately is sit around in that damn trash can and watch Knight Rider reruns. You do realize that show is like 2,000 years old, right?
Now the left side again.
Besides, what the fuck are you gonna do about it?
Well, I was thinking maybe we could go on a trip. You know, like a vacation.

 

by TheTheory
9-01-03
On the (poop) deck of the U.S.S. Gurlukovich...
I gotta admit, this trip was a pretty good idea. It just sucks ass they wouldn't let me bring the trash can on board. But I'll manage. Heh heh heh...
What's so funny? I don't like the sound of that laugh...
CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!!!
Oh dear God...
I'm going for a whole new look!
And what look would that be? Idiot chic?

 

by TheTheory
9-01-03
Once again on the (poop) deck..
Um, dude, are you 100% sure this is the U.S.S. Gurlukovich?
Yeah dude, it says it right here. The U.S.S.R. Gurlukovich.
Uh... read that again please.
What? The U.S.S.R. Gurluko... oh shit.
Um, excuse me sir, is this ship heading for the Soviet Union?
In Soviet Russia, the Union heads for you! ... And yes.

 

by TheTheory
9-01-03
I wonder what "poop deck" is in Russian...
Nice, dude. Really fucking nice.
All right listen, we just gotta think of a plan, okay? We can get out of this.
Asshole. Stupid fucking illiterate asshole.
We are screwed. We are so screwed. We are screwed beyond screwed.
WAIT A MINUTE! I'm pretty sure this happened on Knight Rider once! And then Michael...
You. Idiot.

 

by TheTheory
9-03-03
I thought you guys could use a little break from Seabound...
I'd like to buy a copy of F-Zero GX, please.
Mission Failed! ... Retired! ... Off Course! ... Broken Down!
I'd like to return a copy of F-Zero GX, please.

 

by TheTheory
9-12-03
Seabound Part 4 isn't ready yet. Maybe this will explain why...
Now downloading Adobe Photoshop 7.0...
Finally!
...23 hours remaining.
Haw haw.

 

by TheTheory
11-06-03
And then suddenly it was all like...
Hello friends. My name is David Hasselhoff. You probably know me from the popular television series Knight Rider.
DUDE!!!
Popular?!?! Your show hasn't had a new episode in like a billion years!
Nevertheless, my fan support is at an all-time high. By the way, have you played that new Tony Hawk's Underground shit?
I hate this fucking ship.

 

by TheTheory
11-08-03
I'll say it once more for old time's sake... back on the (poop) deck...
Can I ask you a question? In Episode 334, where you fight Godzilla--
Stop. I already know what you're going to ask...
Oh that felt good.
I mean seriously, why me? Do you see what I'm saying?
Die, capitalist bastard! ... And yes.
...and so at the end, that was all Mothra and Rodan.
Ohhh... now I get it!

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