The Most Advanced Pornography-Delivering Device Known To Man

Author: TheTheory

Date: September 1, 2003

by TheTheory
9-01-03
Sunday! Sunday! Someday!...
"Michael, I can't maintain our current speed and display porn at the same time"
Holy fuck, man. Knight Rider is fucking awesome.
Read the right side first, negro.
Hey, I do plenty of work around around here. And this trash can fucking rocks.
Dude, all you ever do lately is sit around in that damn trash can and watch Knight Rider reruns. You do realize that show is like 2,000 years old, right?
Now the left side again.
Besides, what the fuck are you gonna do about it?
Well, I was thinking maybe we could go on a trip. You know, like a vacation.