Self Esteem Boost

Author: TheUnoriginalJonny

Date: December 30, 2003

Yeah, that guy in the trenchcoat is supposed to me...
Hey Jonny! You know I love you so much right?!?
Everybody knows I'm irresistable! Now take off your clothes and make me a pizza!
Is it all right if I invite 30 of my super model friends over so we can get wasted and let you take advantage of us?
Sounds like a plan.
Meanwhile.. in Jonny's bedroom
Yes, creating a strip all about how awesome I truly am is genious!