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So this is the first strip eh? Looks pretty shitty to me.
You know Jonny, this strip could become popular if you stick to witty thoughts and funny word play
Do you really think so?
Of course! Just don't stray off topic and go for cheap laughs with just pure randomness.
So how am I doin'?
Oh god, I hope this guy doesn't update regulary..

 

Yeah, that guy in the trenchcoat is supposed to me...
Hey Jonny! You know I love you so much right?!?
Everybody knows I'm irresistable! Now take off your clothes and make me a pizza!
Is it all right if I invite 30 of my super model friends over so we can get wasted and let you take advantage of us?
Sounds like a plan.
Meanwhile.. in Jonny's bedroom
Yes, creating a strip all about how awesome I truly am is genious!

 

Hey Sandy! So what are you doing this New Year's?
Well me and my friend Jackie are going to some kick ass party with a DJ and everything! Everyone is invited too so nobody feels left out! It's gonna be great, me and Jackie are gonna party HARD!
Oh... I guess that's cool...
So what are you doing? Going to the same party? Or are you just going to hang out with friends?
Oh, actually I'm staying home with my family...
loser...

 

Hey man, don't judge me just because I'm different. You'd never understand the lyrical geniuses that is Good Charlotte
Umm... Who are you?
Oooh, so now you think you know me? Huh, you freakin' conformist! Don't judge me by the music I listen to!
Really, I'm not here to inflict my opinions of music onto you. Listen to what you want, just know that all my opinions are right and you are a douche bag.
Later...
Pfft.. I don't need him! Besides, I'm making an online comic strip to state my opinions on stuff that no one gives a shit about!

 

I'm in the mood for some music, maybe MTV will provide me with some good music while providing an enjoyable video..
Next on PUNK'D... Ashton is up to no good again as he burns down the houses of starving children! "Oh! You've just been PUNK'D!"
You have to be kidding me...
But first, 19 commercials in a row all about female genitalia hygiene!
Pfft, and they say guns only kill people...
RAGH!! YOU CAN DESTROY THE TV BUT YOU SHALL NEVER DESTROY THE EVIL THAT IS MTV!!!

 

Tonight on News 8 at 11. The world is in peril as a deadly virus of epic proportions is infecting people through unknown causes. More on this later in the program. But first lets go to Dawn.
Thanks Tim, we have some sexy new footage of Madonna kissing Britney Spears but at a different camera angle! What a crazy night that was! It just never gets old even after 3 months! Back to you Tim
Thanks Dawn. THE WORLD IN PERIL. But first in local news, a kitten was saved from a tree by the local fire department. Also, a school for the blind recently burned down. Pretty ironic huh Dawn?
*laughs* You bet it is Tim! Now a word from our sponsers
Meanwhile...
ah.... much better
Do you suffer from genital herpes? Well your in luck becau....

 

Here we go to someone completely different who isn't Jonny...
Hey Joe, you seem distressed about something.
Yeah, you know that girl I have a crush on? Well I was talking to her online and she suddnely signed off without saying goodbye..
Oh I'm sure she jus-
She must hate me... I can't believe she would do this to me! She could have at least said "bye" or "I LOVE YOU" before she signed off... I wish I were fucking dead!
Another brilliant idea...
Hey Joe, I think your overthinking thi-
Hehehe... I know what I'll do. I'll cover myself in chocolate and knock on her door. She'll have to fall for me then right?!

 

Here we go to someone completely different who isn't Jonny...
Hey Joe, you seem distressed about something.
Yeah, you know that girl I have a crush on? Well I was talking to her online and she suddnely signed off without saying goodbye..
Oh I'm sure she jus-
She must hate me... I can't believe she would do this to me! She could have at least said "bye" or "I LOVE YOU" before she signed off... I wish I were fucking dead!
Another brilliant idea...
Hey Joe, I think your overthinking thi-
Hehehe... I know what I'll do. I'll cover myself in chocolate and knock on her door. She'll have to fall for me then right?!

 

Here we go to someone completely different who isn't Jonny...
Hey Joe, you seem distressed about something.
Yeah, you know that girl I have a crush on? Well I was talking to her online and she suddnely signed off without saying goodbye..
Oh I'm sure she jus-
She must hate me... I can't believe she would do this to me! She could have at least said "bye" or "I LOVE YOU" before she signed off... I wish I were fucking dead!
Another brilliant idea...
Hey Joe, I think your overthinking thi-
Hehehe... I know what I'll do. I'll cover myself in chocolate and knock on her door. She'll have to fall for me then right?!

 

What the hell? I don't want three of my "Overthinking" strips! Damn you low-speed internet connection!!
I mean it's one thing that it took me a whole thirty minutes to come up with a crappy strip like "Overthinking" but now I have three of them... Jesus Christ!
I'm so caught up in my anger I haven't even thought of a punch-line for this strip.... Maybe no one will notice.

 
Jonny ponders what to make next...
Nope... still nothing

 

Good evening. We have a developing story out of New York City where a riot is going on right now. Let's go to Phil McCracken live on the scene.
I'm here with Red Thompson, who has been a witness to the carnage since the beginning. Red, can you tell us how this riot started?
Phil, it was horrible! The FDA finally released the first male birth control pill. The city is in ruins while men everywhere are having sex constantly without break. Many have died from starvation
Did you hear that Sandy!? Phil's gonna pull an all nighter tonight for the rest of our lives... muahahaha!

 
Clarissa explains it all...
Due to Jonny's busy schedule of kicking ass and taking names... The amount of strips will be reduced... In the even that Jonny stops kicking ass and taking numbers, you shall all be notified...

 
Jonny lays down the hurt!
Now who's comic is pointless and not worth looking at?!

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