Happy New Year's You Souless Bastards

Author: TheUnoriginalJonny

Date: December 31, 2003

Hey Sandy! So what are you doing this New Year's?
Well me and my friend Jackie are going to some kick ass party with a DJ and everything! Everyone is invited too so nobody feels left out! It's gonna be great, me and Jackie are gonna party HARD!
Oh... I guess that's cool...
So what are you doing? Going to the same party? Or are you just going to hang out with friends?
Oh, actually I'm staying home with my family...
loser...