Tonight on News 8 at 11. The world is in peril as a deadly virus of epic proportions is infecting people through unknown causes. More on this later in the program. But first lets go to Dawn.
Thanks Tim, we have some sexy new footage of Madonna kissing Britney Spears but at a different camera angle! What a crazy night that was! It just never gets old even after 3 months! Back to you Tim
Thanks Dawn. THE WORLD IN PERIL. But first in local news, a kitten was saved from a tree by the local fire department. Also, a school for the blind recently burned down. Pretty ironic huh Dawn?
*laughs* You bet it is Tim! Now a word from our sponsers
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