Here we go to someone completely different who isn't Jonny...
Hey Joe, you seem distressed about something.
Yeah, you know that girl I have a crush on? Well I was talking to her online and she suddnely signed off without saying goodbye..
Oh I'm sure she jus-
She must hate me... I can't believe she would do this to me! She could have at least said "bye" or "I LOVE YOU" before she signed off... I wish I were fucking dead!
Another brilliant idea...
Hey Joe, I think your overthinking thi-
Hehehe... I know what I'll do. I'll cover myself in chocolate and knock on her door. She'll have to fall for me then right?!
