Carnage and Rampages, That's The News!

Author: The_Kingpin

Date: March 6, 2004

by The_Kingpin
3-06-04
Last night when you gave me a bl...oh we're on? Good evening America!
And welcome to the national news. We have a special report tonight. Let's go to our field operative, Barry Well!
Greetings, I'm Barry Well. I'm here with Jim B. Neckal. Jim, what exactly caused this mass carnage and rampages?
They aired the Enzyte "Bob" commercials and the Quizno's "Screechy Rat Thing" Commercials together all day.
There you have it folks! That's it from us! Good night!
I wonder if anyone can really tell that I'm a man?