Why I Think Society Sucks Pt. 1

Author: The_Kingpin

Date: April 25, 2004

by The_Kingpin
4-25-04
A man was caught destroying Eagle eggs today.
Authorities say he will be heavily fined and will spend some time in jail. Activists are in an uproar upon hearing about the eggs.
...Is it just me, or does something seem odd about this?
In other news, abortion clinics report that business is up.