FTC #34: School Sucks

Author: The_Kingpin

Date: May 7, 2004

by The_Kingpin
5-07-04
Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me?
Yes, we did.
What was your first date with him like?
It was...well, let's just say it was interesting...
*Start Flashback*
David, can you see me after school this afternoon?