FTC #35: The Grass Isn't ALWAYS Greener

Author: The_Kingpin

Date: May 17, 2004

by The_Kingpin
5-17-04
Uh oh, plane's going down. Luckily, I have this parachute. Think I'll step out.
Oh no, it didn't open. I'm doomed! Wait, what's that below me? I'm saved!
I'm Britney Spears! Welcome to my concert!
Damn it, I thought it was a cushion. I should have stayed on the plane.