The National News

Author: The_Kingpin

Date: June 9, 2004

by The_Kingpin
6-09-04
Hi there. I'm Lars Bars.....
...and I'm Candi Apples. Welcome to the News.
Tonight, we have a special report with a guest field reporter, Geraldo!
It's to our understanding that he has a very special story for us tonight. He says he has busted into a secret meeting!
I'm here with none other than President Bush, who is with the soldiers most needed to win the war! Only three miles from the Iraqi guerilla soldiers! I hope they don't decide to head southwest...here!