What's The Worst That Could Happen?

Author: The_Kingpin

Date: September 8, 2004

by The_Kingpin
9-08-04
Ok, I'm in prison for life. This may not be too bad.
I'll never have to pay taxes, buy my own food or clothes, and I'll always have a place to sleep. What's the worst that could happen?
Hi, I'm your new cellmate. Say, can you pick up that bar of soap for me?