Why Orpah Gets On My Nerves

Author: The_Kingpin

Date: September 13, 2004

by The_Kingpin
9-13-04
Hi country. Tonight, we have a special interview with none other than Oprah!
Let's go to our field operative, Barry Well.
I'm Barry Well with Oprah. Oprah, I hear you're going to spend a lot of money today on something special.
That's right, Barry.
What might that be? Using some of your billions to help the poor? Feed the hungry? Save sick children in a third world country?
Of course not. I'm going to spend it on something more important...new cars for everyone in my audience!