I Wish I Could Blow Money Like Oprah

Author: The_Kingpin

Date: September 13, 2004

by The_Kingpin
9-13-04
Oh great. It's a homeless person.
Spare some change, lady?
Sorry, I don't have any to spare right now. I'm on my way to the store.
Going to buy some food, huh? I wish I could.
Actually, no, I'm on my way to buy more $2500 bedsheets.
Bitch.