I Bet I Know What I'll Be Up For

Author: The_Kingpin

Date: June 27, 2005

by The_Kingpin
6-27-05
Mommy! Bobby just told me that Adolf Hitler is my real daddy! That's not true, is it?
Yes, honey....I'm afraid it is.
WAAAAA-HAA-HAAAAA!!!! I DON'T WANT TO BE SALLY HITLER! WAAAAAAAAA!!!
But we're all Hitlers, dear. I'm Mrs. Hitler...Bobby is Bobby Hitler....and Woofy...he's Woofy Hitler.
Wait, isn't our next door neighbor named Adolf Hitler?
Duh! Who do you think I'm talking about? Adolf Hitler the German? Don't be silly.