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by The_Professor
10-03-03
Hi Chris.
Hi Jake. Whats new?
Can You tell me something interesting that would wow my new girlfriend?
Certainly. pi to the 100th decimal place is 3.987476764638347364792027341, Give or take a few thousand
I'll give you $50 never to say that equation again.
tch...fine...Everythings always the last time I do stuff!

 

by The_Professor
10-04-03
Baghdad, 14:35 GMT...
Hey Steve, have you ever actually wondered WHY we're fighting the iraqis?
Thats an easy one.We're fighting so they can't use their weapons of mass destruction.
What Weapons of mass destruction? The Inspectors have come up with nothing, yet Mr. Bush tells us to fight so they can't use the non-existent weapons?
Y' know what? Your'e Right! I'm goin to throw down my gun and resign from this pointless war...
Fuck.
You said It.

 

by The_Professor
10-04-03
It's closing time at Swirly Joe's bar...
uhh..Bill, I think you've drunk a little too much tonight. lemme call you a cab
so I sed to 'im ,Look Buddy your grandma shouldn't have mouthed off at me in the first Place, Ya ASSHOLE!!!!!!
Outside...
LA..LA..LA....LA...*burp*
Geez, I didn't think he'd collapse like that. The cabs left anyway. Ah, well. I get money out of it, I guess
That's it, Bill. Drown your sorrows as much as you like. Say, now's a good time to pay your tab. you owe me $100,000,000.99, If you don't pay up a lawsuit will be filed against you.
Holy SHIT, I owe you that much? I'm goin to the AA meeting right now...Oh, what the hell, Gimme another crate of Budweiser.

 

by The_Professor
10-04-03
Hello, Sir, What A Fine Day For A battle.
I agree. What fine day it is. Please do take the honour of shooting me first.
No,no, I insist. It would be an honuor to be shot by a fine gentleman such as yourself.
Very well then. If you Insist
Oh, I say, splendid shot sir.
Dumbass.

 

by The_Professor
10-05-03
You must read my comic 'A philosophical moment' for this comic to make sense
Let's have a minutes silence for our good pals, Steve and Jack...
OK

 

by The_Professor
10-05-03
how longs it been?
6 seconds.
Do we have to start again?
Now you see where my (Odd) ideas come from.
Hell no. Let's go make this into a comic on stripcreator!
OK.

 

by The_Professor
10-05-03
Hello There, Alien #647.
Hello to you, alien # 445. Would you like to destroy the world today?
Remember what happened last time we went there?
Yes, I'll admit it still stings a lot. But that means revenge, doesn't it?
Hmm, Good point. OK, let's go.
Splendid.

 

by The_Professor
10-05-03
Well, here we are, on earth. Let's go kick some earthling ass.
Good idea. let's Get probin'
Ha!! You guys don't scare me!!! I must alert my pals... if any

 

by The_Professor
10-06-03
umm...hi.
umm...hi.
wanna go get somethin to eat?
Uhh...I guess so...
1 meal later...
wanna go to my place for a while?
Take me NOW!!!!!!!

 

by The_Professor
10-11-03
Hi emily.
Hi Andy
Will you go out with me? PLEASE!!!
eeewwwww, NO WAY!!!!
Heheheh, shot down again, huh Andy?
Shut up, Jake.

 

by The_Professor
10-11-03
Andy, you need a new approach to things. There is 1 thing that will get you with her faster than lightning. And that is food. Take her for pizza. Works every time.
Ok Jake, But if this doesn't work, You can forget that free movie ticket
umm, did you like your pizza?
I sure did. And you being with me made it all the better. Now its time for your surprise. Close your eyes now...
A romantic scene ensues with lots of orgasms and sex.....
Jake, you are a GENIUS!!!!!
*Smooch And Feel*

 

by The_Professor
10-11-03
I hope Jakes idea works. This might be my only chance with Charlotte....
*Munch Munch*
Did you like your pizza?
I sure did. Now you wait for your surprise...
NOOOOOOOO, I'm Being erased!!!!
I'm glad I didnt have to give him his surprise... I'm not sure how hed react if I told him I hated pizza and he was a pervert...oh well.

 

by The_Professor
10-11-03
so who r u?
your gf now lets go and get pitiza
that was nice wassnt it
yea
on the way home to misttory girls house
want to go to your house
ok then

 

by The_Professor
10-11-03
hi who r u?
im ...... can i see my big strong jake
cum on then
ok then
in jakes bedroom
hi who r u?
im ...... and i love u

 

by The_Professor
10-14-03
After the recent events and/or comics, I feel an introduction is in order. Soo, from left to right there is Jake, a guy, and Andy, another guy...
Then Chris, Yet Another guy, then Charlotte, the girl Chris loves...
Finally, Emily, Andys Girlfriend and Bob, Their furry friend.
woof.

 

by The_Professor
10-16-03
I am very Bored. I think it's high time I got a Job...
A quick change later....
And what qualities would you bring to our Firm?
uuuuuuuummmmm.........I can eat a Happy Meal in 1 swallow!
Get out before I stab you with my pen.
crap.

 

by The_Professor
10-17-03
OUT!!!!!
Goddamn it! i'm never gonna find the right job...
Hey you! Join the army!!
OK
And that is how Jake came to be at the front when 'The War of the century' broke out...

 

by The_Professor
10-27-03
Ok then, she should Be Here any moment n....HOLY SHIT!!!!
Hi Andy. This is a surprise. What are you doing here?
I could ask you the same question.
I'm waitng for a date. How about you?
Man, I need to let Jake Set me up on blind dates more often...

 

by The_Professor
10-28-03
Jake
Wow, cool painting Modern art rocks! In fact, i'm Going to go and make some of my own....
Andy
Oh crap. I'd better run before they say I did it!
Chris
Must...stop...going...on...field..trips...

 

by The_Professor
10-28-03
At Jakes House...
Meow
ok, lets see...'Hey Guys, have you heard shiny happy people by R.E.M?'
And Chris' house...
'Oh yeah! That tune rocks! But seriously, Jake, Who hasn't heard it?' There we go...
And Andys. *NOTE:Farm camp is a place Andy goes very often. He says he doesn't but the surveillance cameras say different...*
Sometimes I wish I had kazaa, So I could hear these great tunes...
Andy, Time to go to Farm Camp!

 

by The_Professor
10-28-03
My Pc has tons of space, so It goes faster. Also, I have a Broadband internet connection, so my internet is ultra powered!!
Welcome to NTL: Home
Whereas MY PC has very little space, But I have updated it so that it is faster anyway. I also have Broadband, So my Pc is like it is on weed!!!
Welcome to RCT2 Heaven Forums
Says it all really...
My Pc Has tons of space, as I never Download anything. also i have Shitty Aol Dialup....ARGH!!!!
Crappy Computer overload.Must hit ctrl+alt+delete and spontaneously combust for saftey From crap User....*MODEM NOISE*

 

by The_Professor
10-29-03
hmmm....according to this, You kids are supposed to be getting an education right now...hmmm...
Uh, Sir, You're reading the book upside down, and that's The cat in the hat by Dr. Seuss.
Man, I odnt understand why we even come to these lessons, We never learn Anything!
You come to learn? I come for a free nap
Wow, An electromagnet. Lets steal Emilys Braces with it!!!
You know I dont wear braces...anymore.

 

by The_Professor
10-31-03
You There, BOY!!
Yes, Mr Atkins?
Recite The English National Anthem Completely with no mistakes
Okay, 'Our Country is a little piece of shit, I dont want to be part of it...'
Oh the impudence, The disregard for our country, oooo.........*BAM*
Hey Guys,Mr Atkins' Head just Exploded!!!

 

by The_Professor
11-21-03
WEEE!!!! Look At My new Serif draw animation!! It Has Cars and Stuff!!!!
Why, oh WHY do I get stuck next to this guy!
Andy,Shut Up, For Fucks sake!!! Your Animations always Suck! They Always end up some kind of a bus crash!!! Ok, 'input acess code for entry to the pentagon database' 1001001010100001001001001001 And 1
Why Do I even bother? I may as well go back to looking up educational stuff on the net
Thank God hes shut up

 

by The_Professor
2-02-04
One Fine Day At The Old School House...
Hey Andy.
Hey John
Do Ya wanna try this cool new thing everyones doing? You hold your breath, and then I punch you repeatedly in the stomach till you black out. Its COOL!!!
with 3 exclamation marks it must be fun! I'm Game...
Goll Durn It.

 

by The_Professor
3-08-04
Oh Shit.
What is it Jake?
I Just turned on that broken tap that wont turn off.
Never mind.I'm pretty sure you wont flood the kitchen...
Well,Now I learned my lesson.
Dern Tootin'.

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