The evils of alcohol

Author: The_Professor

Date: October 4, 2003

by The_Professor
10-04-03
It's closing time at Swirly Joe's bar...
uhh..Bill, I think you've drunk a little too much tonight. lemme call you a cab
so I sed to 'im ,Look Buddy your grandma shouldn't have mouthed off at me in the first Place, Ya ASSHOLE!!!!!!
Outside...
LA..LA..LA....LA...*burp*
Geez, I didn't think he'd collapse like that. The cabs left anyway. Ah, well. I get money out of it, I guess
That's it, Bill. Drown your sorrows as much as you like. Say, now's a good time to pay your tab. you owe me $100,000,000.99, If you don't pay up a lawsuit will be filed against you.
Holy SHIT, I owe you that much? I'm goin to the AA meeting right now...Oh, what the hell, Gimme another crate of Budweiser.