All comics by The_Sultan_of_Twat

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Oh hello. It's you!
..... hello?
!!!!! Well Hellooooooooooooo Ladies.

 

Donkey's is Good people.
no?
I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

 

Donkey's is Good people.
... Señor?
I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

 

I'm goin' DOOOOOOOOWN! In a BLAZE OF GLOOOORY!!!!!
Bon Jovi is totally for faggots. You're a faggot.
Oh yeah? Well you're black.

 

Hello my name is Leith and I'll be your waiter!
I'd like the steak nibblets plz.
Yamum nibbled on my steak last night. Get the fuck out of my country, slanty.

 

My, aren't you a whorish looking slut.
Oh! It's Jesus! I love you Jesus. I'd do anything for you!
Okay. Why don't you take off your blouse and your underpants.
Oh! Oh Jesus *Blush* I couldn't do that.
Sigh. "Anything for you, Jesus", she says. Fine, fine. Just get me off this fucking stick then, would you?
Sorry, I've gotta go wax my vagina now. See you later, Jesus.

 

Shalom, my good man.
Hidey hidey hidey ho, playah. You lookin' for some ass?
Indeed. I'd like something with a nice badonkadonk.
I gots jes' whatcho need. You got the cheddar?
Render unto God what is God's, bitch. Now gimme that badonkadonk, I'm dyin' up here. Get it? Dying. LOL!
Aiieeeee!!

 

The worst part about dying for the world's sins is that I can't jerk off.
Yo!!! Titties! ... HEY! Where you going!?
God fucking damnit.

 

Baby girl. Can I get those digits?
Eww. Buzz off.
Aww girl, don't be like that. I just -
GET AWAY FROM MY SISTER, JEW BOY! SHE SAID BUZZ OFF!
Add two names to the list of people who are getting teabagged by my cosmic ballsac in the afterlife.

 

Thinkin' bout makin' love to you tonight, lady.
Oh, my. I'm afraid my fibromyalgia is acting up right now.
Thinkin' bout makin' LOVE to you tonight, lady.
Didn't you just hear me?
Bitch, you will not feel any fibromyalgia when you've got the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost in your three holes.
Sigh. The things I do to get into heaven.

 

Singing about Jesus is awesome! ~ La la la la la! La la la la la! The Savior! ~
HEY! Don't you assholes know its the weekend!? I'm trying to sleep! SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE MUSIC ALREADY!
Jesus!? B-b-but we were just making a joyful noise unto Thee! What-
I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP! Don't make me come down off this cross, you piece of shit.
*sniff* *whimper*
God, I hate Christians.

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