Jesus Follies, Part 1

Author: The_Sultan_of_Twat

Date: March 11, 2005

My, aren't you a whorish looking slut.
Oh! It's Jesus! I love you Jesus. I'd do anything for you!
Okay. Why don't you take off your blouse and your underpants.
Oh! Oh Jesus *Blush* I couldn't do that.
Sigh. "Anything for you, Jesus", she says. Fine, fine. Just get me off this fucking stick then, would you?
Sorry, I've gotta go wax my vagina now. See you later, Jesus.