No Bob No

Author: The_squirrel

Date: May 30, 2002

by The_squirrel
5-30-02
After god knows how many comics I feel it is about time we had some damn character development around here:
Hi my name is bob, I work in hell, I live with a chicken and some times with a guy name Ryan. I have shit luck in life at which you should laugh at HARD! I know I do.
I am bongo, or thats what they tell me my name is. I work with bob and I am the guy who is always pissing in the wind.
THIS IS CHICKEN: I am even more intelligent then the writer becasue I can spell the word "intelligent"
Hello, I am known as Chicken. I have an IQ of 301. I am the most intelegent character in this strip. This gitty fool before me is Ryan. We both happen to be friends of Bob.
YEPPIE!!!!! I GET TO TALK.
Next week: Albert or Charles the Retard will be with us, don't miss out
I AM SATAN. You would have to be one dumb bastard not to know who I am. But for all you out there that have made incorrect religious choices I am the lord of DARKNESS. I am also bobs boss.
and last and lest I am FUCKING PAPERCLIP. Yes my name is FUCKING PAPERCLIP. I am just one of many cheep laughs you will get when you read this crap.