No Bob No: Fear and Loathing part 1

Author: The_squirrel

Date: June 1, 2002

by The_squirrel
6-01-02
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro! (or somthing like that)" -The Great Doctor
I need a penis!! Charles do you here me, someone has stolen my dick.
MEH NAMS ALBERT!!!
God damn it man, I would kick your ass if it were not for all these fucking bats!!! Now fear my plastic applocator!!
NEHH MES BES ALBERT!!!
Back in the real world
Bob I think we have a problem. That Paperclip and Charles have met for the first time. This means insane, wacky, and druggy humor is about to occur and we will only have bit parts!!
Haha, fool. I am just a robot version of BOB bulit by aliens. Little does he know how important he really will be....