No Bob No

Author: The_squirrel

Date: June 3, 2002

by The_squirrel
6-03-02
''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?
''I know how to make them larger!
Really, HOW?!?!?!
Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs. ''They should expand over the years.
I can hear those goddamn drum crashes now....
How did you know that?
I dunno, but it sure worked for your ass, didn't it?