Slightly Exaggerated

Author: The_young_scot

Date: May 31, 2006

by The_young_scot
5-31-06
The Past
Hey mum, I just got my HND in, so thats me accepted to university now!
Thats nice son, have you done those dishes yet? Those dishes won't do themself's you know.
The Present
Hey, wanna hear me play the bass line I've been trying to learn for 3 months?
No
The Future?
It would appear that I have suddenly burst into flame
Hey look! Football!