Can you tell I don't watch Star Trek?

Author: The_young_scot

Date: September 25, 2006

by The_young_scot
9-25-06
So spock, what did you find out about our enemy?
Well captain, they appear to be an evolved form of what you might call "The French"
THE FRENCH? Hah! I knew all those years of acting weak was mearly a ruse! FIRE THE PROTON TORPEDOS!
We can't captain, they lured all the men away with a chorus line of female dancers
KHANNN KHANNN!