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| The rules of existance no longer apply! We are free from our earthly shackles!! | |
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| Geeks can do well in sports! Athletes will score high in tests! Rap music won't suck! | |
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| Cars will unionize and go on strike! Ferrets will form progressive rock bands and never play a gig in your city! | |
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| ASPARAGUS WILL RULE US WITH AN IRON FIST FILLED WITH A HEALTHY AMOUNT OF FOLIC ACID! | |
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| So erm, no chance of a game of splinter cell then? | |
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