Oh the kind things people say

Author: The_young_scot

Date: February 9, 2007

by The_young_scot
2-09-07
I've never been able to tell if you're drunk, you just have one of those faces
We just met at this party, and fuck you
I suppose technically it would be great if we hooked up, but I just don't find you attractive, sorry
Are women just lining up to reject me? I never even asked you out!
I think you should quit your job and go work in gay bars across America
I... but... what?