The Upcoming Erection

Author: The_young_scot

Date: April 4, 2007

by The_young_scot
4-04-07
So, now that your running for the president, why should the people vote for you?
TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE INJUSTICE, HE WILL CORNHOLE TAXES AND HE TAKES STRONG ACTION AGAINST "NON PATRIOTS"
Wait, why did you laugh when I said "make love not war"?
TOBOR LIKES TO MULTI-TASK
Tobor, what would you say if I told you that I thought your policies were nothing but hollow gestures and thinly veiled threats of sexual violence?
TOBOR IS PROUD TO BE A REPUBLICAN