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Libra: The stars are aligning to try and send you a message, unfortunately that message is "FUCK YOU"
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Scorpio: Run, RUUUUUUNNNN!!!
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Sagittarius: Through a series of wacky events, you will be named King of the Gnomes. That's going to look amazing on your C.V.
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