I guess you could call it a "Hard" magnet

Author: The_young_scot

Date: August 22, 2007

by The_young_scot
8-22-07
Doctor, you've got to help me! My son's a cock-magnet!
I'm sorry but there's nothing modern medicine can do about homosexuality
No, you don't understand! He literally attracts cocks to him!
Hrm, perhaps you should bring him in and let me have a look at him
So what does "KY Jelly" do Doc?
Son I'm going to have to ask you to bend over. For science