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Step 1: Go to an orphanage and buy them a puppy
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| Oh boy! Finally someone in this cruel and uncaring world who will love us! I'll call you spot! | |
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Step 2: Set the puppy on fire and use its flaming remains to burn down the orphanage
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| THE ONLY PLACE I EVER CALLED HOME IS BEING BURNED DOWN BY THE ONLY THING WHO EVER LOVED ME!! | |
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Step 3: Wait outside and beat up any survivors, dressed like Santa
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