Open Your Door

Author: The_young_scot

Date: October 23, 2007

by The_young_scot
10-23-07
A typical day
Jamie! Close your door! Your music is too loud!
Alright, fine
Not long later
Jamie! I've been shouting on you for ages! Open your door!
Funny that, someone just told me to close my door.
Not long later still
Now, on the off chance I should shout on you, I expect you to keep your door open and your music very quiet. Cause God forbid I walk up the stairs and chap on your door!
I'm sorry, you're going to have to speak up, my porn is needlessly loud. I don't even speak German!