If I was in: Cloverfield

Author: The_young_scot

Date: February 2, 2008

by The_young_scot
2-02-08
I'd swear alot
Oh my God! It's a huge monster!
HOLY BUTT-FUCKING JIZZ STAINED CUNT-BUSTING GENITAL DEVOURING SHIT EATING COCK! COCK I SAY! COOOOOOCCCCK!!!
I'd avoid horror movie Cliché's
I just heard a strange noise. Lets stand perfectly still in complete darkness so that whatever it is can catch up to us
WRONG. If we get out of this alive, I'm going to hate-rape you.
Infact I'd probably just run away at the start
You know, I can understand why he won't come with us, but does he have to flip us off as he runs?
What did he mean by "Mongoloid arse flap?"