Lame terrorist joke #1

Author: Timhotep

Date: February 27, 2003

by Timhotep
2-27-03
Somewhere (over the rainbow...)
Ok, I blew up the plane, what's next?
Supposedly, it's 72 virgins, at least that's what Osama told me...
Shortly there-after, in a place deep down...
Hi there, pretty boy, Do you want to deflower me?
Mmm...Exotic
Hi sweety, I love your turban. Is that flanel?
Dammit, Should've asked where and what I got first. No way I'm gonna fly those budget airlines again...