Lame Terrorist Joke #4

Author: Timhotep

Date: February 27, 2003

by Timhotep
2-27-03
So, what are you in for?
I carried a bomb in my shoe. What did you do?
I burped in a full subway-train...
No shit. What a ridiculous reason to put you away for.
**BURP**
I knew it. I should have changed my footwear before I got here...AAAAARRGH!