Meanwhile, In the "not so funny stand-up comedian"-zone #3

Author: Timhotep

Date: February 28, 2003

by Timhotep
2-28-03
Sam the Sham, Wacky, Zany, Zesty Owl...God, he's boring...
...this guy came up to me. Said he wanted to bone my wife...
So I said: "Hey, She's my BIRD, Wanna fight about it?"...
Besides that, she's been dead for seven years...
And now, The crowd's reaction...
???
Why do I even bother coming to this club...Want a beer?