Lame Terrorist Joke #6

Author: Timhotep

Date: February 28, 2003

by Timhotep
2-28-03
Many of you have wondered, Why is this man a lame terrorist?
Well, I'm about to disclose it to you!
Here! It's because I have no legs!
See? No Legs!
Yeah? So what? I have no pants!
Ok, people, who let that "phantom-foot"-guy and pantless pete out?