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| Nick, do you have any idea how hard it is to teach my kids about Christ with you around every December? You’ve got that chocolate egg-laying rodent tied for “Biggest Phony Everâ€. | |
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| Hooooo ho ho hahahaha! Come now. You know my historical roots are legit. Was it YOU who slapped an Arian heretic in the face at a church council in 325 AD? I didn’t think so. | |
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| Touché, I guess. But why are you trying so hard to turn a holiday that celebrates the birth of Jesus into something it clearly isn’t? | |
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| So, how many Christmas gifts did you say you’ve bought your kids so far this year…? | |
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| … we’re talking about you, not me. | |
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