Martin Luther vs. DJ Vatican

Author: TobyMoore

Date: December 4, 2022

by TobyMoore
12-04-22
Germany, 1517.
Yo, Marty. Peep this dope rhyme: "As soon as the coin in the coffer rings, the soul from Purgatory springs."
Do you work for the sanitation department? 'Cause that is some garbage theology. I proved it in my 95 theses.
You know what rhymes with theses? Feces. Which is what they are. Your theses, I mean. Recant or be... excommunicated!
Oh. I thought you were gonna say "recant or DIE".
Yes, we've tried that before. But it turns out "the coffers start a-runnin' low when the congregation ain't no mo'."