letter

Author: Toilethead

Date: December 5, 2006

by Toilethead
12-05-06
dear mister Dirty Fudge. we recently recieved the article you sent to us last week.
we found it very detailed but we assure you that we are not a pornographic magazine.
we are not interested in 'human dildo production' and are not looking for someone to 'lay it on us good and creamy'.
we are very sorry if you misunderstood the orientation of our magazine, and hope that everything has been cleared up for you.
yours, editor of the minature locomotive appreaciation club magazine.